A collection of short thoughts
I’m allergic to cats, yet ALL of my girlfriends owned cats. All of them.
Imagine the electricity went out in your city for a full week. You know what would still be working just as well as any other time? The toilet. I’m not 100% sure, but it’s the only thing I can think of.
Is there any reason we learned cursive handwriting, other than to eventually compose a signature? Some people’s signatures are neat cursive, while others have deteriorated to the point where their initials, R and J, don’t even remotely resemble those letters.
When it’s cold enough outside, you can see your breath. Can you see your farts? Don’t pretend like you haven’t thought about it.
Why do we eat yogurt? Isn’t it just milk that we’ve let go bad on purpose?
Our newspaper recently picked up a new comic, W.T. Duck, that hasn’t really wowed me. But this quotation is awesome: “As a professional, I handle criticism the same way I handle praise… with alcohol.”
I think the word “hip-hopera” is hilarious.
I forgot to pay my phone bill last month. I hope they don’t track me down and kill me in my sleep.