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“And gas prices expected to go up by point-four cents tonight”

As heard on radio and TV news.

Thanks for the warning!  If I buy today instead of tomorrow, I’ll save 24 cents when I fill my aircraft carrier Cadillac Escalade.  Because there’s such a significant difference between $70 and $70.24 that I just can’t bear to spend the extra quarter.  Also, my local greengrocer upped the price of celeriac from $2.39 to $2.79 without informing customers beforehand.  I ought to write a stern letter of complaint.